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cryier:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

THAT IS AWESOMEEEE

(Source: sizvideos, via superpotterlock-cumberbitchstyle)

officialnorthamerica:

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish. 

& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 

Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

ur family pet died so u lit him on fire in front of a toddler

(via superpotterlock-cumberbitchstyle)

friend: in conclusion about dashcon
friend: if i had a dollar for every joke made about dashcon
friend: i'd hAVE 17K-
me: ..............
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

(Source: dicemastaflex, via deathbytribble)

ameliasfairytales:

A- I care what you think about me, you know?

JI care what you think about me. That’s why this happened.

AResolved, then.

JResolved.

(via greglastrade)

deathbytribble:

slimgoodymakeba:

numba-one-flaya:

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

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YES

merlypops:

babyyouslayme:

youusedtobemyhero:

Sorry, Tom. She’s got you beat.

Draco is my favorite ever

Lauren Lopez, I love you for this.

(via pandorasboxneveropened)

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i’m just still so entertained by this

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i really am

i want to put this on job applications

oh no is this making the rounds again help

(via deathbytribble)

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

grawly:

grawly:

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this shark is hungry. dangerous.

this  shark  wants  to  eat  your  blog.

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

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youve angered it

(via superpotterlock-cumberbitchstyle)